28 December 2012

Frosty The Snowman

After poking a carrot in for a nose, two buttons for eyes, and jamming two branches in his side to give him arms, the kids threw down and started making Snow Angels.
Now, I can't speak for Owen (Tig's mate from next door) on this, but as far as Charlotte's knowledge of all things Snow is concerned, it has got me miffed:
a) I have never talked to Charlotte about Snow Angels, and
b) this is the first Snow Man we have ever made...
So how does she know to do all this creative Winter stuff?
Maybe snow-play is to little Canadians is like oceanic navigation is to baby Sea Turtles - it's simply in their DNA.
Priceless!!!







Snow Shovel

"Tig, if you're good, I'll let you shovel the footpath..."

"Okay, Dah-dy. I be good."

As soon as she said that, I couldn't help thinking, 'The hand that rocks the cradle will one day rule the Earth.'

Baahahahahaaa!!!!









Hemlock Ravine

Nothing like a brisk Boxing Day squirrel hunt in the native flora to get your juices flowing...
...it wasn't snowing when we set out, but we were happy for the snow suit (and the quick trip to Tim Horton's for some well-deserved Timbits) when we got back.





Santa Claus Come To a'Myyyyy House!

So many presents...
So many stuffed toys...
Soooo much chocolate!!!

The pictures speak for themselves - Xmas morning was a blast (after the obligatory sleep-in til 10am of course. Thank-you Charlotte)...

I would love to send each of you who forwarded gifts to Tig an individual thank-you card. Unfortunately, the wrappers and cards all came off before we had much of a chance to see what was given by who...

...so instead, you'll have to accept this "Thank-you Blog" as simple token of our appreciation.

Needless to say, everything unwrapped on Christmas Day, was flippin' awesome!!!

Cheers,
Will







Twas The Night Before Christmas

This Christmas Eve we were treated to a wonderful home cooked meal at Roy and Lorna's with Colin and Andrea joining in the feast as well. The kids all sat at the kiddies table, and drank warm milk and orange juice, leaving the adults free to enjoy their meal in relative peace and festive tranquility over a glass of wine or three.
Roy cooked up the King of all hams, with minted peas, potatoes, and mashed carrots to garnish the dish. To top it off, there was pecan pie and ice cream (just in case there were any hungry people left in the room).
Thanks guys, it was a good time had by all.
Charlotte was especially grateful to have the opportunity to hang out in Lilly's room!!!
Will





21 December 2012

Elf on the Shelf - Part II

Meet SNOWFLAKE, the second Elf to visit 5550 Almon St...
...something tells me this Santa's Little Helper is not content to just sit up on the shelf!

17 December 2012

Thanks Granddad Mike, xx

Big parcel arrived in the mail today.

Needless to say, it was filled to the brim with big grins, curiosity, and desperate anticipation...

Whew, all this Christmas-hype is tough to deal with when you're only two, (but almost three--coz Iiiiiiii not like those "babies").

Thanks guys, much appreciated.





Only Eight More Sleeps Til Santa...

...and then the chocolate runs out!

Oh no, how will we get her to eat her broccoli now, I wonder?





Tigga's Tiny Tinsel Tree

"No, Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii do it! All-by-my-self..."

The thought process is clear--Mum got to decorate a Christmas Tree, so I want to do one, too!
(STUBBORNNESS: It's what we deal with, pretty much every day!)

Charlotte picked the tree, Sam cut it down, and Charlotte decorated it--including the little ornament she found that now plays the part of "the Star".

Well-done Tig. This Christmas is going to be great fun!!!







15 December 2012

An Elf On The Shelf...

Have you ever wondered how Santa knows who is naughty and who is nice? 'The Elf on the Shelf® – A Christmas Tradition' is the very special tool that helps Santa know who to put on the Naughty and Nice list. http://www.elfontheshelf.com/

This thing is great.

There is a toy pixie that comes with the book, complete with poem and illustrated instructions (for the kids of course).

Here's the deal:

The Elf--we call ours Cassie--comes from the North Pole (which is apparently melting, by-the-way)... He/she breaks and enters into every house occupied by a little boy or girl... Then, without a police mandate, or a court ordered warrant or anything, proceeds to surveil your offspring from the rafters.

Of course, whether your 2 1/2 year old can see them or not, they spend the entire time taking notes about whether or not the poor unwitting subjects have been naughty or nice all day... I mean, no pressure or anything.

For the month of December (or the four months leading up to Xmas if you're Costco), the Elf moves about the house keeping a watchful eye on your kiddies behaviour on behalf of old Saint Nick.

I know what you're thinking: there should be a website that tracks these people to prevent them from coming within 200 yards of a classroom or playground--but as far as behaviour modification goes (without a prescription from a shrink), the whole concept is pure genious.


For the past week, Michelle and I have been running about the house, stashing the gremlin in obscure locations, then guilting the kid into eating her brussels sprouts, and putting away her blocks.


"The Elf is watching you, Tig..." we say.
"Did you remember to say please and thank-you's today? I hope you were nice to those babies!"
"Careful Charlotte, the Elf will dob you iiin."


It's the ultimate yule time hide-and-seek tradition.
Perfect for children and families of all ages.




Look at me, Mom-Daddy... I do a'writing on Dad-Mommy's iPad!

Teaching a toddler to write letters and numbers: there's an App for that...



26 October 2012

It's What You Do When You're Two

I am a R-O-B-O-T
Crank it up to the Gigawatts
And interface with my spectrum